I Apologize in Advance

dr-amy:

Me showing my friends something I’m really into 

My friends

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

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thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

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dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

(Source: wishingskiesofbllue, via fake-mermaid)

whoredinarygirl:

I’m always tired after school, as if I actually did stuff

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via fake-mermaid)

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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breakfastburritoe:

dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.

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rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

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esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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