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(Source: ilanaglzer, via fishfinger-custard)

dictator-princess:

tsumaranai-ao:

'I dont think he's 100% gay, but I also dont think he's 100% straight'

is it that fucking hard to say the B word

I know what you are

Say it. Out loud.

Bisexual

(via failtastic-fallen-angel)

be-the-homestuck:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Where can i get one

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

dream-with-me-please:

ihaveallthesefeelsokay:

dork-in-a-deerstalker:

The Archangel Gabriel

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#i would like to thank the 80s for this magical GIF

Gabriel and the shirt of many colors.

Hey everyone has that phase

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princedorkface:

So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.

This is the original picture:

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A picture of a statue of Poseidon.

But look at some of the treasures we found:

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Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.

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Old woman Poseidon.

BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…

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X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON

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AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

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i-hate-the-beach:

hentai-ass:

missdanidaniels:

w0tdaactualfuck:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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What even the fuck?

Holy shit!!!

Breaking up with bae like

AS IF HAHAHA. THIS GIRL LIVES REALLY NEAR ME IT WAS LOCAL NEWS EVERYONE KNOWS HAHA.

(via failtastic-fallen-angel)

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

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Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)

(Source: southkoreans, via failtastic-fallen-angel)