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its-a-comic-relief:

…my dash just did a thing!

its-a-comic-relief:

…my dash just did a thing!

ellendegeneres:

Whose pick-up line is better? 

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its-tuesday-again:

THE TRUTH IS OUT

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

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oakerton7:


Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Bitch, please.
Peach will wreck you.


This is my favorite post.

oakerton7:

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

This is my favorite post.

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seotaijiandboys:

*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*

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